Throne Before Christmas: Buy 3 Get 1 FREE!

Freshness so legendary, even Santa leaves a 5-star review.

Meet the holiday hero your throne’s been begging for. The Throne Before Christmas Bundle is your all-in, funk-destroying, vibe-boosting kit — built for dudes who take their throne time seriously and their smells…not so much.

Whether you’re hosting the whole fam, waking up to aftermath from Christmas Eve dinner, or just trying to keep the peace in a one-bathroom household, this bundle wipes out funk before it has a chance to cause a holiday meltdown.

🎁 WHAT’S INSIDE

🍊 Citrus Champ Toilet Deodorizer (4oz)

Bright, zesty citrus that punches bathroom funk right in the face. Spray before you go and walk out like an absolute champion.

🌸 Petal Power Toilet Deodorizer (4oz)

A soft, airy floral blend that quietly crushes funk before it ever hits the air. Clean petals, gentle sweetness, and zero grandma-perfume vibes. Spray before you go → leave the throne smelling fresh, light, and totally innocent.

🧽 Lemon Lightning Toilet Cleaner (4oz)

Your not-so-secret weapon for a sparkling, “no-one-needs-to-know-what-happened-here” clean. Spray, flush, done. Throne = restored.

🚀 FREE 💜 Lavender Legend Toilet Deodorizer (2oz)

A calm, clean, lavender-packed cloud of nobility. Leaves your throne smelling like a spa, not a crime scene. A tiny but mighty spray for emergencies, gym bags, glove compartments, holiday travel, and every “oh sh*t” moment in between.

🎅 WHY YOU NEED THIS BUNDLE

• 💨 Destroys funk before it starts — proactive throne defense.

• 🏆 Best-selling scents paired with a powerful cleaner.

• 🎁 Perfect holiday gift for bros, dads, boyfriends, husbands, coworkers, and dudes gifting dudes.

• ✈️ Travel ready thanks to the Pocket Rocket.

• 💰 $76.95 value for just $56.97 + FREE Shipping — you save big and smell even bigger.

• 🪑 Official Throne Protection Kit for the holidays.

❄️ THE DUDE MAGIC VIBE

Built for dudes who appreciate simple solutions, clean bathrooms, and a little bit of swagger. This bundle keeps the peace, protects your reputation, and guarantees your bathroom smells like Christmas magic — not last night’s chili.

⭐️ HOW TO USE

1. Spray Before You Go → Creates a scent shield that traps everything under the surface.

2. Spray After (optional flex) → Leave nothing behind but confidence.

3. Clean before or after with the Toilet Cleaner → Keep the porcelain pristine.

4. Take the Pocket Rocket Everywhere → Save yourself (and others) in public bathrooms.